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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1204 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 722654 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
