BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ores Mined:	6958	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7897	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	501069	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PeepHub

alliances, Battles, Bedrock Port 31465, Challenges, conquests, Cross-Play, Custom Generated World, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, Graves system, Jobs, Mining, Nation building, Paper 1.21, PvP, Resources, Seasons, Shop, Skills, Survival, Territories, Vanilla items, Wars

Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	631	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	5629

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ores Mined:	8736	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TripWithoutBae

boyfriend drama, boyfriend jealousy, commitment concerns, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, evacuation stress, family time, family trip, financial constraints, long distance relationships, partner expectations, personal boundaries, quality time, relationship issues, relationship ultimatums, travel decisions, TripWithoutBae, trust issues, wildfire aftermath

Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, delusions, distrust, fear, hypochondria, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, obsessive thoughts, panic attacks, PARANOIA, paranoia symptoms, paranoia triggers, ParanoidSteveMC, phobias, seeking help, smp, stress, suspicion, Therapy, worry

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TeenageTNTPranks

adolescent antics, crazy teenage moments, daring stunts, outrageous pranks, reckless behavior, risky behavior, teenage adventures, teenage antics, teenage craziness, teenage escapades, teenage hijinks, teenage memories, teenage mischief, teenage rebellion, teenage shenanigans, teenage thrills, TeenageTNTPranks, wild antics., youthful indiscretions

Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	563	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8346
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.