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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Dragons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3105
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 11259

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Zombie Dances: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Palterra Pixel

    Palterra Pixel

    Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NyxCraft

    NyxCraft

    Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity.  Features:

    • Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

    Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

    ✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

    Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!
    Server Name Survival Horizons
    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Overview:

    Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    Rules:

    • RESPECT EVERYONE
    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
    • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

    A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 8296
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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