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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Buildings Constructed: 6
Dimension Hops: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 128 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 336 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5475 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3606 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Magic Items Found: 1152 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8535 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Crops Grown: 1546 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Alien Abductions: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 153 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crops Grown: 3348 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Villages Defended: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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