BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Villages Defended: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • World of Minecraft

    World of Minecraft

    PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8533
    Animals Bred: 144 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Trekcraft Earth

    Trekcraft Earth

    A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7492 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network Overview

    Server Version Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

    Server IPs (No Whitelist)

    Discord: Join Our Community

    Latest Updates

    • 1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
    • We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

    TrueOG SMP

    • Where It All Began
    • Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
    • Authentic OG Experience
    • Robust diamond-based economy
    • Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
    • Expanding worlds rich with history
    • Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
    • No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

    Duels

    • Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
    • 12 arenas and kits to choose from.
    • Spectate duels live around spawn.
    • Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

    Community

    • Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
    • In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
    • Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

    Worlds

    • Overworld: (0 – 96k)

    1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

    1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

    1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

    • Nether: 0 – 12k

    • End: 0 – 30 Million

    Upcoming Minigames

    The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

    Get Involved

    • 100% Open Source.
    • All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
    • Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
    • We offer guidance on plugin development.
    • We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

    Connect With Us

    Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

    Store: store.trueog.net

    Mastodon: @[email protected]

    Facebook: TrueOG Network

    Source Code: GitHub Repository

    Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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