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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7291 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 282228 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3978 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6621 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.