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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3090 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6111 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.