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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8985 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
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