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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2477 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
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