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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1377 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 792 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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