BlockyHeirloom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1563	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Items Found:	7300
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	4771	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3