Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Buildings Constructed: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY