BlockyHeartbreak | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925306
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Magic Items Found:	6644	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	2208
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Towns Built:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	100	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	119

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	681	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1