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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6281
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1360	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	65564	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Love Letters Sent:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8700
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5