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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 384 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.