Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Mines Excavated: 4705 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3016
    Alien Abductions: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Mines Excavated: 1376
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9283 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

    Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 854
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MonMon Minecraft Server

    MonMon Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 980619
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 835 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crops Grown: 7303

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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