Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

    Mint Phantom Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

    But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

    Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Ores Mined: 6938

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

    Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

    Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

    Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

    And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    ☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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    ⚪️ — Free donation!

    ⚫ — Custom crafts and items!

    ⚪️ – Buyers!

    ⚫ — Clans!

    ⚪️ — Titles and ranks!

    ⚫ — Events!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Farms Harvested: 865

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Roco Loco Minecraft Server

    Roco Loco Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Based Minecraft SMP Player

    Based Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

    4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

    Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

    Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP
    Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

    And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Disco Code Minecraft Server

    Disco Code Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • S a l u t l e s a m i s M i n e c r a f t S M P

    S a l u t   l e s   a m i s   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server
    We do not cheat on commands!Free donation /FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.org/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

    IP: hypego.orgPort: 19132

    Website: https://shop.hypego.org/

    VK group: https://vk.com/hypego_of

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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