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Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4113 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7244
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3811
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Animals Bred: 161

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5879 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Emeralds Found: 2210
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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