BlockyBreakups | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaHealz Minecraft Server

anti-anxiety, anti-cancer, antidepressants, Benefits, college, Conflict, dependent, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, heart medication, insurance, Medical, medication, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MommaHealz, PILLS, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Snap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	New Chunks Explored:	751594
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their girlfriend.

Imagine a world where you have to balance building your dream castle while also navigating the complexities of adulting. Will you apply for benefits like SNAPS and accidentally cause chaos in your virtual life? Will you have lunch with your in-game mom and end up in a heated argument over insurance? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also offer a variety of pill-themed challenges for those who enjoy a little medical drama in their gameplay. Will you be able to juggle 10 different virtual pills while fending off creepers and zombies? Only time will tell!

So come join us on this server and experience the thrill of living out outrageous stories just like the one above. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob

ACADEMIC, assignments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, coauthor, collaboration, Communication, CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob, declined, Expectations, Help, Major, Priorities, Projects, relationship, research proposal, responsibilities, Support, thesis proposal, Time management

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	6802	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to ask you to do our research proposals for us! Unlike some boyfriends out there who think it’s totally chill to ask for help with their thesis proposals last minute, we actually encourage you to focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but definitely not the kind where you end up doing all the work). Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

So come on over and join us, because here at [Server Name], we believe in taking on challenges together as a team, not dumping them on our significant others at the last minute. Plus, who knows, you might just find your next coauthor for that epic Minecraft novel you’ve been working on.

Sister-in-law’s Creeper Den

attractive, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, Den, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, family, Honesty, Marriage, personal opinion, proper response, relationship, Respect, self-control, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterinlaws, tact, Trust, uncomfortable situation, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4297
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	98
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of awkward questions from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your wife’s sister is actually a blocky pixel character who can’t ask you uncomfortable questions! Build a virtual mansion for her and watch as she stares blankly into the distance, never questioning your loyalty. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience!

ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!

Conflict Resolution, Decisions, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, negotiation strategy, peace process, peace talks, political leadership, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Warning, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	364
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.

oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.

so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!

Project Ontos RPG

1830s, airships, Bloodlines, Conflicts, divinity, dragon riders, Gods, Industrial Revolution, Industry, marble temples, mystics, Mythology, Nations, Ontos, Project, pyrathos, Rich world, Roleplay, RPG, steam punk, Storytellers, Technology, Valvalia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Votes:	9243
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Ontos RPG Server Overview

Server Name	Ontos RPG \|\| Where Industry Meets Divinity
Launch Date	Late Spring-Early Summer 2025
Server Theme	1830s Ontara, a world of steam-powered airships and divine secrets

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Server Features:

Unique combat system and skill tree
Magic system
Origins and classes
Regular story events and character-driven plot arcs
Collaborative worldbuilding opportunities

Requirements:

18+ age requirement
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events

Join Ontos RPG Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join Ontos RPG?	Players must be 18 years or older to join the server.
What kind of roleplaying opportunities are available on Ontos?	Players can create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover mysteries, and shape the narrative through their choices.
How is Ontos RPG different from other Minecraft servers?	Ontos offers a unique blend of mythology, industrial revolution, dynamic story events, and collaborative worldbuilding.
Are there specific character creation rules on Ontos RPG?	Players are encouraged to follow the server’s lore and guidelines for creating characters within the world of Ontara.

Korean Dream Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, beauty practices, beauty standards, cultural norms, dream, feet aesthetics, feet in Korean culture, foot appearance, foot beauty, foot care, foot care routine, foot care tips, foot health, foot hygiene, Korean, korean beauty, Korean beauty standards, Korean beauty trends, korean culture, Korean feet, perception of feet, personal opinions, Realm, traditional beauty practices

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of dancing potatoes.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of cheese.

We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.

Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MarriedGamer Minecraft Server

Communication, console gaming, Differences, Emotional support, gaming pc, germany, hobbies, homesickness, Individuality, interests, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, MarriedGamer, Minecraft, PC Gaming, personal happiness, relationships, Server, Support, validation, video games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	399	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to play video games as a married woman? Do you need a place where you can game in peace without someone questioning your life choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.

Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?

So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!

MotherInLawGoneWild

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, decision paralysis, family dynamics, family relationships, family visits, guest etiquette, Hospitality, in-law relationships, living arrangements, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGoneWild, personal space, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from decision paralysis and wedding planning nightmares.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget all about saving face and family obligations.

So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, networking, personal growth, problem solving, Prodigy, Redstone, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

LonelyCraft

abandoned cities, Apocalypse, deserted planet, Despair, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, existential crisis, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, last human, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, new beginning, post-apocalyptic, self reliance, solitude, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Imagine waking up on our Minecraft server and finding out you’re the last player in the world! But don’t worry, you’re not alone because our server is filled with wacky NPCs like talking cows and dancing zombies.

Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.

But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!

CraftyPearsonLandings

aircraft landing, airport incident, airport operations, airport procedures, airport protocol, airport response team, airport security, aviation incidents, aviation safety, CraftyPearsonLandings, emergency landing, emergency preparedness, emergency procedures, emergency response, flight emergency, Pearson airport, Pearson International Airport, Plane landing, Toronto, Toronto emergency services, Toronto News

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	701438
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8776	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOLz come join dis amazin minecraft server where we make planes land in Toronto’s Pearson airport all da time! we gotz emergency situations happenin left and right, itz a thrill ride like no other! come join us for da chaos and craziness, you won’t regret it! Plus, our runway is made of diamonds so you can mine while you wait for da next plane to land! Join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

Cell Craft: Protein Fit Discovery

ai, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, Cell, cell biology, computational biology, Craft, data analysis, discovery, drug development, drug discovery, fit, hidden rules, interior design, molecular design, new tool, pharmaceutical research, predictive modeling, protein, protein fitting, protein function, protein interactions, protein structure, proteins

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	309358
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have AI that reveals hidden interior design rules of the cell! yep, you heard it right, we got proteins fitting in places you never knew existed. this ain’t your average drug discovery, this is next level stuff. who needs boring old science when you can play minecraft and learn about cells at the same time? join now and uncover the mysteries of the universe, one block at a time.

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2401
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4223	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, aita, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5