BlockyBrainFartz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5386	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	6823	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	846
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1326
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mines Excavated:	4770
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	147
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

Players:	109/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2