BlockyBoysNSpandex | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	113	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Crops Grown:	8833
New Chunks Explored:	771170	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Potions Brewed:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4567	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.