BlockyBoysNSpandex | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	7160
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	61736

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	426
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7156	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8780	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	870
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!