BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9427	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9588	Dragon Eggs Found:	3515

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Mines Excavated:	1374	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4015
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	950423	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	1747
Animals Bred:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9999
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1451
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1148
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1