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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Magic Items Found: 2850 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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