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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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