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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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