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Players: 100/900 Votes: 1401
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ChickenHackMCSMP

    ChickenHackMCSMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 887
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Enchantments Applied: 114
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Votes: 3652 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice rotisserie chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And get this, if you bring a 5 dollar rotisserie chicken to the server, we’ll teach you the secret hack to make it the next level! It involves chanting “cluck cluck chicken luck” while doing a chicken dance around a campfire made of obsidian blocks. Trust me, it works every time. Plus, we have a pet chicken named Clucky who wears a diamond helmet and leads us into battle against creepers. Don’t miss out on all the chicken shenanigans, join us now!

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  • MineCraftManiacs

    MineCraftManiacs
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2418
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 385
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever spent so much time playing a video game that you started to question your own existence? Well, get ready to dive headfirst into a world where time is just a meaningless concept on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream, and making friends with talking cows who give you life advice (trust us, they’re surprisingly wise).

    Forget about reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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  • EuroWeakCraft

    EuroWeakCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1342
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of zelensky and trump fighting each other with diamond swords. europe is weak but not on our server cuz we have the strongest players who can take on putin himself. come join us and show the world that minecraft is where the real battles happen. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1031
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear and make you feel like a Minecraft god.

    And the community? Oh man, it’s like a party that never stops. You’ll meet players from all over the world who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are off the charts bonkers. From epic PvP battles to insane building competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MilVacay Minecraft Server

    MilVacay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8428
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!

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  • MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

    MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6918
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

    Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9963
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

    So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

    But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

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  • Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2047
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

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  • Putin’s Pleasure Palace

    Putin’s Pleasure Palace
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7665
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

    join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

    we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

    so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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  • Blaze Quest 1.20.6

    Blaze Quest 1.20.6
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6995
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

    Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

    Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

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  • MudPackMishapCraft

    MudPackMishapCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2717
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1104
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

    Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

    But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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  • QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

    QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7389
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4486 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

    So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

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  • CelebVillainCraft

    CelebVillainCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2751
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

    Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

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  • Tubix server minecraft

    Tubix server minecraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4815 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

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  • Modern Classic Prison

    Modern Classic Prison
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5615
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Towns Built: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP dnmc.net
    Port 19132
    Version Bedrock

    Features:

    Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

    Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

    For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

    It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
    How can I participate in PvP events? You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
    Are there special activities for progression? Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
    When will guards be added to the server? Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

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