BlockyBootyMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPrideMC

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Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	7970

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3341
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6092	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2489	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	836419
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Star Shards Collected:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5