BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | #1 MC Server List

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5736	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyVidz Minecraft Server

#youtube, better game, collaboration, Community, CraftyVidz, creativity, Dedicated Servers, existing systems, First Person Shooter, free download, free FPS, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, innovation, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, offline bots, open source, Server, steam workshop, V

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can battle it out with offline bots, create your own mods, and even host your own dedicated server – all for free!

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever created by /v/. We promise you endless hours of fun, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show that random YouTuber who’s boss!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StepMomsCash Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family loyalty, family secret, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, funeral expenses, Infidelity, Inheritance, life insurance, Minecraft, money owed, Server, single income, step mom, stepfamily relationships, StepMomsCash, stepmother, supporting, Ultimatum, wedding expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family secrets unfold just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s stepmom and her quest for life insurance money.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of deciding whether to pay back your stepmom for your wedding? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique quests and challenges, including navigating complicated family dynamics and financial dilemmas.

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where lunch dates turn into ultimatums and hugs are followed by threatening messages. Will you choose to pay back the money and have your stepmom out of your life forever, or will you embrace the drama and keep her as family?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the excitement of virtual family drama and financial decisions in a way you never thought possible. Join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoVapeZoneMC

Airbnb, Airbnb rules, aita, bachelorette trip, Chill, different light, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, friend conflict, friend disrespect, House, house rules, indoor vaping, Lecture, NoVapeZoneMC, overreacting, Respect, rules, smoking, vape indoors, Vaping

Are you tired of disrespectful friends who vape indoors and ruin your Airbnb experience? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where vaping indoors is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a vape-friendly paradise where you can blow clouds to your heart’s content without anyone judging you. Plus, we have a special “Vape Master” rank for those who can blow the biggest clouds in our virtual world. Join now and show off your vaping skills in a safe and welcoming environment!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, funny memories, KidLogicCraft, misconceptions, naive misconceptions, silly thoughts

Remember when you thought you could dig to China in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dig all the way to the center of the Earth and find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot!

Join our server and relive the days when you believed that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach. Except on our server, if you eat a watermelon seed, you’ll turn into a watermelon-headed superhero with the power to shoot melon balls at creepers!

And who could forget the time you thought that if you crossed your eyes, they would stay that way forever? On our server, if you cross your eyes while building a house, the house will magically transform into a giant floating castle made entirely of candy!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a trip down memory lane and a chance to experience all the ridiculous things you believed as a kid in a whole new way!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

F35Craft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense industry, F-35 jets, F35Craft, fighter jets, germany, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, Procurement, procurement process, SECURITY, Server, Technology, weapons

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, eight F-35 jets up for grabs, straight from Germany. Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that high-flying action, baby! Imagine cruising around in your very own F-35, blowing up creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s got connections with the German military? Join now and let’s take Minecraft to a whole new level, literally!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMuslims vs. IsraelCrafters

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyMuslims, extremism, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, IsraelCrafters, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Mosab Hassan Yousef, Muslim Brotherhood, muslims, palestine, palestinian authority, Peace, Politics, Son of Hamas, Terrorism, weapon, West Bank

so like, we got this epic Minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world, man. like, the land is made of candy and the animals can talk! you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with your diamond sword.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. and if you find the golden apple, you become invincible for 24 hours.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair where you can team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon? yeah, it’s pretty intense.

so come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HeartCraft: FailVent Coupling

Atrioventricular coupling, Cardiac dysfunction, Cardiac function, cardiac health, Cardiac therapy, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, coupling, FailVent, Heart condition, Heart disease management, Heart failure, Heart failure pathophysiology, Heart failure research, Heart failure therapy, Heart failure treatment, Heart function, heart health, HeartCraft, Medical research, Pathophysiology, Therapeutic aspects, treatment options

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server dat will blow ur mind? well u found it! dis server is like no other, cuz we got da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure: Pathophysiological and Therapeutic Aspects!

u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!

not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FantyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Battles, Chaos, Donations, Epic, FantyWorld, Friends, Glory, Grief Opportunities, grief server, imagination, Kits, Magic, Minecraft, Mystic Talismans, Mysticism, PvP, Skills, Territories, World of Exploration

Welcome to our Minecraft grief server – a place where adventure and mysticism are combined with unbridled fun!

? Mystic Talismans: Open the doors to a world of mystery and magic with our unique Mystic Talismans. Develop your skills and open up new opportunities!

? Kits and Donations: Upgrade your gaming experience with exclusive kits and donations that will help you become a real griefer guru. Support the server and get access to unique features!

? World of Exploration: Our server offers a huge world where amazing adventures and interesting locations await you. Explore, build and conquer new territories with your friends!

? Battles and PvP: Are you ready to become the king of PvP? Take part in epic battles and battle other players to prove your skills and win glory on the server!

? Grief Opportunities: Here you can feel like a real griefer, hacking, building huge structures or just causing chaos! It all depends on your imagination!

Join us today and experience a world where every day brings new adventures and surprises! Our grief server is waiting for you!

FantyWorld.mineserver.xyz

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Earth Network

Adventure, brave, Builder, Community, Conquer, Discord, Diverse, Earth Network, Economy, Explorer, Gamemodes, Master, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, Other, Plugins, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Spawnershop, Strategist, Survival, twitter, Underground Survival, Viaversion

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/Twitter: twitter.com/earthnetwork

play.earthnetwork.xyz

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3315

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

Adults, anti-grief, Builder, Community, Day, Experience, hermit-like, hermitlike, Minecraft, nystart, Online 24/7, Paper, Play, Players, Plugins, PRETEND, redstoner, rules, Server, servern, Shoppingdistrict, Swedes, Swedish, Threecraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EunuchCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, asian empowerment, asian identity, Asian male, Asian masculinity, asian men, asian representation, Asian stereotypes, cultural stereotypes, discrimination, emasculation, EunuchCraft, gender discrimination, Gender Roles, male emasculation, Masculinity, Minecraft, Minority representation, modern day eunuch, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by an actual modern-day eunuch! That’s right, our fearless leader is a eunuch who brings a whole new level of excitement to the game.

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles where the eunuch leads us to victory with his unmatched strategic skills (and lack of distractions). Plus, rumor has it that the eunuch has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and unique as our eunuch leader. From crazy build competitions to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the eunuch’s right-hand man (or woman) in no time!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373338	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VlogGoneWildMC

AH (asshole), anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, deleting footage, Drama, home tour, housewarming, impulse, milestone, mixed reactions, party footage, privacy, realtors, Row, Trust, Understanding, vlogger friend, VlogGoneWildMC

Come join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike Suzy the vlogger, we promise not to film your entire house and broadcast it to the world. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of unwanted house tours. Plus, we have epic parties with no cameras allowed, so you can let loose and have fun without worrying about being on someone’s vlog. Join us now and say goodbye to nosy vloggers invading your personal space!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.