BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2237
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mines Excavated:	1748	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	982
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	624	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	76
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	167
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2451	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!