BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5097
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	158
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1001	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	2115	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	67595	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	5346	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3819
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19