BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	714805	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8806	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Towns Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2163
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3252	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	958425	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	215670	Dragon Eggs Found:	1523
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	1507	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	1447
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!