Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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