Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
come join our minecraft server, where the explosions are just as epic as israeli airstrikes hitting yemen! we promise at least 3 players will be killed and 87 will be injured in the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen.
our server is so lit, it’s like a tel aviv drone attack but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles. we have insane stories of players building giant lava castles and battling it out for control of the server.
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