BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2574	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	2558	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4854
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Emeralds Found:	497
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”