Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1197
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 922812 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Crops Grown: 3816
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2549 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Potions Brewed: 72
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 773609
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Towns Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 701
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 162 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5353 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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