BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Animals Bred:	60
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	569	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	176
Ores Mined:	6000	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	5649
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	8997
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.