BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	698618

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crops Grown:	6969
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3235	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8422
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	4604	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1644
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.