Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7753 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ProtectorsCraft

    ProtectorsCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Villages Defended: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4485

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ores Mined: 9643
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Items Found: 3163
    Dimension Hops: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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