BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	330

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8770	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	226
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	4957	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	3589	Magic Items Found:	3662
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8099	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.