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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7611 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 1544 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
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So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!