LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mines Excavated: 4288 Villages Defended: 12
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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