BlockyBanterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Emeralds Found:	2912
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	953	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Buildings Constructed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	530356	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	1671

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.