BlockyBanterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	9498	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Items Found:	1160
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7889
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Potions Brewed:	84

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!