BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3274

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

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Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BridalBlunderCraft

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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCashlessCrafts

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1