hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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