BlockyBaeFinder

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, Behavior, BlockyBaeFinder, captivation, Charm, chemistry, Connection, fascination, flirtation, Friend, INSTANT, Interest, Intrigue, magnetism, seduction, Spark, temptation, Turned On, unexpected

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	8426	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	218
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2815

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ores Mined:	962	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9297	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4231	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1260
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5099	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Emeralds Found:	2452	Star Shards Collected:	71
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Star Shards Collected:	94
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7716
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’