BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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