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Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SisCraftOFShame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SeaCreepCraft

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Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9802
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

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OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	532
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Xport

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Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

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Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	4100
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	824	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Items Found:	6735	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Emeralds Found:	6994
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyConspiracy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5