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LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	736	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	1084
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchantments Applied:	126
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	334627
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	7378	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3524
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3